18 Feb 2014

Portland gift list

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Now that the Ore­gon win­ter weath­er we know and love is here, my ideas for Portland‑y things you should send your X most­ly involve the out­door conditions.

This vin­tage Charles Schultz T‑Shirt.

vintage t-shirt: Oregon Rain Festival Jan. 1 - Dec. 31
c/o sweet­VT­Gt­shirt on Etsy

Who knew Ore­go­ni­ans were way into bik­ing back when hip­sters were hip­pies?

vintage t-shirt: Last year in Oregon 677 people fell off their bikes and drowned.
c/o Emer­ald­C­i­tyRetro on Etsy

Yep.

t-shirt: It Fucking Rains Here!
c/o Over­head Pro­jec­tor Cloth­ing on Etsy

Ref­er­ence the pol­i­tics of pro­nounc­ing Ory­gun cor­rect­ly on your chest.

t-shirt: Pentagon Hexagon Oregon
c/o Lone­ly Dinosaur

YOU CAN BUY MOSS FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO MOSS

dried moss
c/o shindag­gins on Etsy

Q: WTF is a goose­ber­ry? A: SOMETHING FROM OREGON, BITCH!
can of Oregon Fruit gooseberries
A rain gauge from Ore­gon Scientific!

Oregon Scientific rain gauge
Flu­o­ride, because if they move here they’re gonna need it.
fluoride

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